A COSMIC STORY OF FLYING PIGS
OR HOW TO MAKE A HAMTASTIC WEBSITE WITH ENGAGING STORYTELLING & DYNAMIC ELEMENTS
WHEN
PIGS
FLY
ENGAGE YOUR AUDIENCE
OUR BRAINS LOVE PLAYFULNESS
LIKE MOVING ELEMENTS AND
STORYTELLING THAT CAPTIVATES
OUR IMAGINATION
PIXELS MEET PORK
IN OINK-ORBIT
OINK-ORBIT IS THE FIRST INTERGALACTIC WEB SPACE RUN ENTIRELY BY ASTRONAUT PIGS WHO LEFT EARTH BECAUSE MUD PUDDLES HAD “TOO MUCH GRAVITY.” EACH PIG WEARS AN OINKDULGENT ASTRONAUT SUIT FROM THE FANCIEST PIG TAILOR IN CAPE CANAVERAL. THEIR SLOGAN? “THE SKY’S NOT THE LIMIT WHEN YOU’RE MADE OF HAM AND DREAMS!”
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WEBSITE
ANIMATION
KEEP
SCROLLING
MAKE AN IMPACT
ALTHOUGH YOU CAN USE DYNAMIC EFFECTS ON ANY PLANET, ON EARTH ALWAYS GO HOG-WILD TO MAKE A LASTING ONLINE IMPRESSION.
THE AVERAGE HUMAN ATTENTION SPAN IS SHORTER THAN A GOLDFISH’S, SO GRAB YOUR ONLINE AUDIENCE BY THE SNOUT!
YOUR FLYING PIGS WILL WEAVE TALES SO EPIC, NO ONE DARES SCROLL AWAY - GUARANTEED WEBSITE IMPACT IN T-10.
1977
THE MUPPET SHOW CREATED "PIGS IN SPACE", A PARODY OF STAR TREK & LOST IN SPACE.
2005
CHINA BLASTED OFF 40 GRAMS OF PIG SPERM TO TEST EXPOSURE TO COSMIC RAYS.
2022
SURGEONS PERFORMED THE FIRST TRANSPLANT OF A PIG HEART INTO A HUMAN.
4TH
PIGS RANK 4TH IN ANIMAL INTELLIGENCE, AFTER DOLPHINS, CHIMPS, AND ELEPHANTS.
WHY SHOULDN’T PIGS BE AT THE COSMIC FRONTIER?
WHILE FLYING PIGS AND DRIFTING
ASTEROIDS ARE HAMAZING TO THE
HUMAN EYE, THEY ALWAYS NEED TO BE
PAIRED WITH "GRAB YOU BY THE SNOUT"
DIGITAL STORYTELLING THAT KEEPS
EARTHLINGS GLUED TO THEIR SCREEN.
DO YOU WANT TO CREATE YOUR OWN HAMTASTIC JOURNEY?